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Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.
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thecelsaga:

nutcasecaptain:

For those of you getting ready for con season (ahem, Kamicon), here’s an easy way to remove old makeup stains! Mix a bit of blue dish soap and peroxide together and scrub the stained area with it.

OMG YES

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"why the fuck am i crying"

- literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

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cuddlesbatch:

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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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Sherlock: Moriarty plans to destroy me.
John: (I need to punch something)
Sherlock: I'm meant to be arrested.
John: (I need to punch something)
Lestrade: We're here to arrest you, Sherlock.
John: (I need to punch something)
Donovan: I told you so.
John: (I need to punch something)
Chief Superintendent: Looks a bit of a weirdo if you ask me.
John: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER.
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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween