Snape: She….. LILY MARRIED THAT DAMN JAMES POTTER BOY ;O;
Me: awww that dick.
Snape: WHO’S THE DICK?! CAUSE IF YOU’RE SAYING THAT LILY IS THE DICK YOU ARE MISTAKEN SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER.
Me: no no no. James Potter = total dick.
*20 years later*
Snape: I saw Harry Potter today….
Snape: he was in my Defense Against the Dark Arts class. He looks JUST LIKE JAMES POTTER D8<
me: What?!?! That sucks man. :/
Snape: BUT GUESS WHAT. 8DDDD
me: ?!?!?!?! WHAT
Snape: :D He has Lily’s eyes <33…. BUT LOOKS LIKE JAMES. HE’S A DICK LIKE JAMES TOO. OMG I HATE JAMES BECAUSE HE STOLE LILY SDFHKJLDSHFLJDSKFHLDFDSLJKFH RANT
me: *starts looking for death eaters to hire to use avada kedavra on me*