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If I was Severus Snape's best friend/therapist like I am with my other friends...

Snape: She….. LILY MARRIED THAT DAMN JAMES POTTER BOY ;O;

Me: awww that dick.

Snape: WHO’S THE DICK?! CAUSE IF YOU’RE SAYING THAT LILY IS THE DICK YOU ARE MISTAKEN SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER.

Me: no no no. James Potter = total dick.

Snape: good.

*20 years later*

Snape: So…..

me: ?

Snape: I saw Harry Potter today….

me: oh?

Snape: he was in my Defense Against the Dark Arts class. He looks JUST LIKE JAMES POTTER D8<

me: What?!?! That sucks man. :/

Snape: BUT GUESS WHAT. 8DDDD

me: ?!?!?!?! WHAT

Snape: :D He has Lily’s eyes <33…. BUT LOOKS LIKE JAMES. HE’S A DICK LIKE JAMES TOO. OMG I HATE JAMES BECAUSE HE STOLE LILY SDFHKJLDSHFLJDSKFHLDFDSLJKFH RANT

me: *starts looking for death eaters to hire to use avada kedavra on me*

Jul 30, 2011

#harry potter #potter #harry #severus #snape #severus snape #therapist #best friend #friend

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#harry potter #ron #weasley #ron weasley #neville #longbottom #neville longbottom #gif #rupert #grint #rupert grint #matthew #lewis #matthew lewis.

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Jul 27, 2011102,682 notes

Play

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Jul 27, 201112,335 notes

Time Travel Children...

I made Snape and Lily on Sims, then proceeded to have them Try for Baby in the past using the time machine. All of a sudden, in the middle of getting pregnant in their bed, this lady in medieval garb drags herself out of the time machine exclaiming,

“Mother! Father! I have returned! It’s much better than that cave you left me in.”

Since I haven’t had a time-travel child before, I was completely distraught until I saw the name. Shantell. SHANTELL SNAPE. Needless to say, I died laughing.

Jul 27, 20117 notes

#sims #sims 3 #time machine #harry potter #snape #severus snape #lily evans

Reblog if you've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09, and 10/10/10.

This won’t happen for another 1,000 years

Now we got 11/11/11, 12/12/12

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My 666th like is about love and affection.

I’m cool. :)

Jul 27, 2011

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Kevin: RAHD DRAHNK?
Kelsey: ....What?
Me: As in Pahrple Drahnk?
Kevin: YES. 8DDD
Kelsey: ....What?

Jul 27, 2011

Jul 26, 201173 notes

#fixed my punctuation mistake lol

Jul 26, 201140,947 notes

#I LOVE THIS MOVIE

I have liked 665 posts.

I’m not very superstitious, so having 666 posts won’t bother me much, if at all. I’m just really amused. :P

Jul 26, 2011

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Oh, Miss Andernina, I miss you so. Life just isn't the same now that we don't live together anymore. You MUST come visit me at Albs next semester. :D It'll be all sorts of grand.

Oh, I must! I must!
I’d have to convince myself to do it though since no me gusta Albany, though. Maybe I’ll take Gage with me XD

Jul 26, 2011

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It really pisses me off when parents let their uncontrollable kids run around screaming in public and they don't do anything about it

thatfunnyblog:

Bitch, control your child before I do.

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

THIS. My life at work in a nutshell.

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#THIS

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SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE HARRY POTTER THEMED WEDDINGS I AM SCREAMING

ooh-voldy-voldy:

diaryofadaydreamer:

THESE ARE GORGEOUS LET ME DIE

Dear Future Spouse,

We’re doing this.

You don’t have a choice.

Much Love,

Your Fiancee

reblogging and bookmarking for future reference

Jul 25, 201157,417 notes

I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ) dot ( com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime933236'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something

Dumbass Anon is growing angry.

“GUESS WHO THE FUCK I AM OR SUFFER MY ANON HATE WRATH!!”

lol idc :D

Jul 24, 2011

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#So I just remembered that a Patronus is made by thinking of something that makes you happy and that means Snape must think of Lily every time.

Play

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#I jest #wannabe troll

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#I'd be dead

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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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When I'm supposed to stay awake, I'm like

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Anon: … So I’m pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked….
Me: lolol which friend is this?
Anon: ….*proceeds to advertise some porn site*
Me: ……..

Jul 22, 2011