April 2012
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NINJA SPIDER ATTACKS!
I’m just sitting here admiring tumblr
When suddenly this huge ninja spider comes down from the ceiling and blocks some light from my laptop all “HEY HOWYA DOIN”
Naturally, I freak out
And the damn thing somehow disappears.
But I know. I know it’s waiting. Waiting for the opportune time to strike again.
tumblr, why you so quality today?
I can’t even contain myself.
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I just spent the past several hours leveling up my...
I forgot my charger on this trip.
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Aunt and Uncle: We can never get her to listen or pay attention when Dora is on TV. She tunes you out and throws a fit when you turn it off!!
Aunt and Uncle: *turns on Dora*
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I find that the only medicine in my room is expired so I decide to go to my parents to see if they have any for me to use.
I go all sneaky like since it’s almost 2am
knock on the door as lightly as I can
and somehow manage to wake up the entire house. ALL FOR 2 PILLS.
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My dad's logic on young children
They can have the best manners and know their letters and numbers and all that stuff, but until that kid can shut up on command, that kid is a dumbass.
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bonitabreezy replied to your post: I find nothing more disgusting than taking away someone’s privacy through their hygiene.
Yeah, I have the same issue. I’ve been using a shower caddy in my own house since seventh grade. >.>
ughh I’ve never had to, so this is a new and disturbing chapter for me. I would just leave my spray and moisturizer on the side of the sink and people...
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I find nothing more disgusting than taking away...
I was honestly so disgusted by everything that I came across that I didn’t even use my loofah scrub and just used a clean washcloth from the cabinet for fear someone used more of my stuff on who knows what part of their body too.
I shouldn’t be forced to get a fucking shower caddie in my OWN house just so people don’t touch and use my shit.
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Me: OW.
Me: OMG OW.
Me: OW OW OW
Me: DO NOT SWALLOW AND SNEEZE AT THE SAME TIME.
April: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April: You're going to give the worst blow jobs.
April: With that said
April: I GOTTA GO. BYE
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Okay I'm too tired.
I’m going to change into PJs, cuddle my panda, and sleep until I can’t SLEEP ANYMORE.
I’m nearly passed out here anyway… I wouldn’t be surprised to wake up tomorrow and this make no sense.
Far too tired far too early.
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Calm your tits people, you have to wait a week. Chill out with the leaks This is starting to get ridiculous.
And all I can think of is
“So many bagels were angrily buttered this morning…”
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Know why this year is the end of the world?
pettyartist:
Because Dick Clark won’t be ringing in the new year.
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sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
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thefrogman.me: Horoscopes for 4/25/2012 →
thefrogman:
For those unaware, I am a licensed horoscopologist. I have written up what you all can expect today.
Aries - Expect the unexpected. Like a monkey riding a bicycle or a chicken nugget shaped like a dinosaur.
Taurus - You will be abducted by aliens. Wear clean underwear and pre-lube your anus….
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