morganida:
“dicking around
”

morganida:

dicking around

queenmoriarty:

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if it makes you happy

then it’s not a waste of time

surprisedentistry:

cosmicbirth:

surprisedentistry:

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

profaneprsefone:

writerqueenofjewels:

the joker wishes he had what she had

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Cats Don’t Dance does not get enough credit for their animation, characters, songs, having the best villain, and the fact that it’s a movie about inclusive casting and how the studio system can chew people up and spit them out, yet it still manages to be so goddamn infectiously optimistic. Now, if you excuse me, I’m about to have “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” stuck in my head for the next entire business week.

happyvalkyrieofdoom:

normal-horoscopes:

realkorvus:

jame7t:

I LOVE SPELLS AND I LOVE TO FUCK

GOTTA SLEEPING CAP ON AND IM IN MY TRUCK

WORK ALL DAY JUST EARNING CENTS

CROSS ME AGAIN AND YOULL GET BENTS

“WIZARD’S RAP!”

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WIZARD WORDS AND INCANTATIONS

SILLY MAGE EXASPERATIONS

WATCH YOUR BACK YOU RHYMING FOOL

OR FACE THE WRATH OF WIZARD JEWEL!

SHOOTING RHYMES LIKE FALLING STARS

DROPPING FIRE WIZARD BARS

LOG ON TO THE WIZARD APP

CAN YOU SURVIVE THE WIZARD’S RAP?

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Originally posted by foxhack

unabletocomply:
“Finding out that Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom explicitly gave their permission to be Nick Nelson’s bisexual realization is just —
”

unabletocomply:

Finding out that Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom explicitly gave their permission to be Nick Nelson’s bisexual realization is just —

thekijs:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

prettiest-corpses:
“anmcrtist:
“- My Chemical Romance in 2019
”
- My Chemical Romance in 2022
”

prettiest-corpses:

anmcrtist:

- My Chemical Romance in 2019

- My Chemical Romance in 2022